"I swear to God, if you wrote a sketch, if you wrote a parody of Chicago, post-Bears sports radio, you would get laughed out of the...
"If all the Swifties out there decide they’re gonna descend on NBC and Peacock on Sunday night to watch Travis Kelce - and maybe catch glimpses...
"The proceeds go to help patients suffering from Trigeminal Neuralgia."
"There are more interesting teams in the NBA and other teams that play a more interesting style of basketball."
"Palencia was rough – I can’t live like that. I know he can throw 100 [mph], but I can’t."
"I guarantee you, it at least will merit a bullet point in a meeting at Marquee."
"Each weekday will see at least five guests joining 670 The Score’s daytime shows to talk about the team."
“He’s that conscientious that he just wasn’t pleased with him getting it correctly enough."
"'Oh, now we are gonna have ads, and we are gonna chase clicks, and we are gonna cut costs, and we are gonna slash the travel...
"Hardcore, sirens blaring, Bud Norris baseball police."