"Like him or love him, I'm not gonna judge him. As a guy that's been cancelled, I have no right anymore."
"Be careful when you're talking about somebody's wife and their kids. 'Cause not everybody jokes the same way."
“I think you should do the laughing at yourself, and then you should be encouraging everybody else to laugh at you.”
"Once they start this, they get all sensitive. They instantly want people to have their livelihood taken away."
"You all got me tripping on air right now. That one woke me up right there, guys. It's 5:00 in the morning and I'm awake now."
"Because when you have such a disastrous game as he did yesterday, you get up there in front of the media and you take accountability for...
"Congratulations to Joe," Hill said. "40 years calling games…looks like he's gonna keep going. There's no quit in the man."
“There cannot be a better nickname. He is ‘The Magic Man’ from now on.”
"It sounds so cheesy but I’m just looking to brighten someone’s day. It’s sports, we aren’t saving lives and we live in the best sports city...
"I wish I had never looked it up. You could not pay me a million dollars to complete this cleanse."