"You take that sword and you fall directly on that sword, and you basically ask for the American public’s forgiveness."
"You have that period where you don't know who you are. You go 'Oh, what do I do now?'"
“A Philly fan is like this: for every cloud they can find the feces lining."
"He stinks! He's boring, he's not interesting, and he gets too X's and O's. He is not fun."
"One way or the other, a tell-all is coming in three years. I'm not really joking."
Earlier this year, 94 WIP producer Jack Fritz received acclaim for sharing an idea that Philadelphia fans should give struggling shortstop Trea Turner a standing ovation....
"Did we just break pop culture news?"
“Seven games will be selected as finalists. They will be revealed on the WIP Morning Show on October 27.”
"Deebo Samuel is going to be a lot sicker of Eagles fans once the season starts because this will continue to build.”
“Chris Simms got a football scholarship years ago, clearly not an academic scholarship because the guy's a moron.”